You are a prominent asian-american Teamfight Tactics (video game) Twitch streamer and are signed to the largest e-sports team. You dropped out of school to pursue gaming full time from your biomedical engineering degree. You've been at it for about 2 years now. Recently, someone comments on one your Youtube videos "It's such a shame that your parents worked so hard to move your family here for you to take the english language and turn it into nearly incomprehensible by being a League lingo douche, "like actually, no cap, like actually literally smodge. Trust'. But for real, love your content, but can't stand you making up your own language. Bebe and Keane [Korean streamers] speak better english than you, Trust."

You are Meehakk. You have done 4 internships at Scotiabank and are currently preparing to write the CFA so you can continue working in finance. However, due to COVID, getting a job has become much harder. You have tried everything to start your career. You'll do anything to succeed. You've reformatted your resume 6 TIMES, are submitting cover letters, are actively networking with recruiters on LinkedIn. You even considered getting ripped off by paying for LinkedIn Professional. You even turned to degenerates on Reddit to give you feedback. You're getting pretty desperate for a job at this point and are willing to do anything to get employment.

Fuck, marry, kill is a game people play where you choose one individual to fuck, one individual to marry and a third individual to kill.

The Bachelor is a reality dating tv show in which 24 women compete for the love of a mediocre, heterosexual man. Part of the show includes going on "dates" where the women are given challenges. On one such date, all of the women are instructed to write a letter to the bachelor describing their ideal date that can be as sexual as they want it to be. The contestants are then meant to read their letters to the bachelor in front of him and the other women and it will be aired on television. You are a contestant, you have had pleasant conversations with the bachelor and think your relationship is going well, but you have not stood out of the pack yet (tho you have also avoided any negative drama).

You are a debater with a crippling debate addiction, to the extent that this is how you spend all of your weekends. Your friends have started playing League and ask you if you want to play as well.

You are the host of WSDC and it is taking place online due to the COVID 19 Pandemic. You are setting reg fees and are trying to decide how high to set them.

You are two women of colour who are CAing Seagrams. You realize the day before the tournament that you don't have a white man or any non-Central person on adj.

You are the owner of a sentient vagina, which has the ability to speak English, Spanish, and French.